Founder, editor, designer Issue №1 · May 2026 · Toronto
The AI industry finally has a gossip rag. Every quote is real.
Compute! is a satirical-but-true gossip magazine about the AI industry — the trade press the sector deserves and somehow doesn't have.
The rules are strict and live on the cover. Every quote is real. Every face is an illustration. The cover is loud; the body runs sober, in the cadence of a proper magazine rather than a blog. The result reads like a glossy that wandered into the server room — knowing, a little arch, but doing the reporting.
Issue №1 — The AI industry on trial, dated 19 May 2026 — opens with halftone-stippled witnesses on the stand, a "VERDICT IN" rubber stamp, and a pull-out poster of the cast of characters. Inside: Trial Dispatch from Oakland Federal Court, Heard in Court, Heard After the Verdict, an AI lab horoscope. Concept, editorial standards, design system, and writing — mine end to end.
Issue №1 — The AI industry on trial, 19 May 2026. Hybrid release: standalone web edition at readcompute.com, paired with a Human+AI Substack drop and a downloadable pull-out poster.